jehovahhthickness:

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

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abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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dankmemeking:

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

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sleepykirby:

rudebiboy:

cinnapeaches:

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

(via smallbananapeel)

jly:

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

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4a0000:

When frank ocean says “You were from my past life hope you’re doing well bruh” means a lot to me for some reason

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